so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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