so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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