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why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
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