I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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