Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
My feet surprised me
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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