"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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