we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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