I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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