Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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