The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
Just took my morning after pill in the library
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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