I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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