sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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