Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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