Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
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