Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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