Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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