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(951): View more from California

my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today

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(817): View more from Texas

how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.

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(602): View more from Arizona

I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?

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(631): View more from New York

I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.

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(616): View more from Michigan

Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you

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(707): View more from California

i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.

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I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead

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