if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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