So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
Randomize
