I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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