Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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