Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
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