My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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