Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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