Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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