And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I am mentally ready for anal.
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