i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
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