what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
So here I am, sexting at work.
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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