I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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