Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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