Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I take back everything I said about communal showers
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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