im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
so much tequila, so little girl.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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