I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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