somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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