Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
Come on in and take your pants off
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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