Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
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