Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
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