Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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