we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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