Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Randomize
