You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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