Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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