Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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