We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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