I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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