it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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