Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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