Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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