Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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