Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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