Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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