do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
