Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
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