If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I'm really busy with my period
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