Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
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