Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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